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Requiem for a Rock SatiristRequiem for a Rock Satirist
by Bob Cook

The ever-irreverent singer and songwriter Warren Zevon, who announced in September that he has inoperable lung cancer, is likely taking some perverse pleasure in getting the opportunity to read his own obituary. Well, Warren, if you're reading, here's a sneak peek at your epitaph: Everybody Wanted to Hang Out With Him. A short list of musical collaborators Zevon has had over the course of a 35-year music career includes the Turtles, the Everly Brothers, Jackson Browne, Linda Ronstadt, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Graham Nash, a Michael Stipe-less R.E.M. and Stephen King. And a short list of musical collaborators on his last album includes Carl Hiassen, Mitch Albom, David Letterman, Hunter S. Thompson, Paul Muldoon. Who else could have a song — the same song — covered by '70s mellow-rock queen Ronstadt and '80s filth-punk king GG Allin?

The song was "Carmelita," off his eponymous 1976 album, and the lyrics speak to why Zevon could develop such a broad following. "Carmelita" is about a heroin addict who has been cut off from his methadone and his welfare check, and who is relying on his girlfriend to get him through his pain: "Carmelita hold me tighter / I think I'm sinking down / And I'm all strung out on heroin/On the outskirts of town." Presumably the first half of the chorus appealed to Ronstadt's sensitive side, while the latter fits in with Allin's self-destructive tendencies. Or maybe Ronstadt dreamed of shooting heroin and Allin fantasized about tender love.

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Whatever the case, "Carmelita" illustrates that you can write heartfelt pop songs about difficult and weird subjects, and that combination is what made Zevon as popular as he was in certain circles. He could tell wild stories, but he had a sense of humanity and irony — about himself most of all — that could make his music ring true, and by most accounts made Zevon a pretty darn nice guy. (I hesitate to talk about Zevon in the past tense. Like the old man on the corpse pile in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," he's not dead, and he doesn't want to go on the cart.) In particular, Zevon, even though he's most famous for writing songs about headless machine-gunners, prom-night killers and — aa-OOOOOOOO!!!!! — werewolves of London, seemed to develop a talent for making people feel comfortable around him. Stephen King could crucify "Stand by Me" with Zevon’s musical accompaniment with no fear that the musician would, justifiably, crush his head in the grand piano by song's end. Zevon produced copies of his last two albums, Life'll Kill Ya and My Ride's Here, for his pulmonologist to show him why he wasn't breaking down upon hearing news of his imminent demise. Life'll Kill Ya is about getting old and creaky; My Ride's Here is about death. Did Zevon know this was coming?

The comfortable feeling Zevon evoked with his audience was not the same kind as his contemporaries in the Quaalude-easy-going 1970s L.A. scene, like Jackson Browne and the Eagles. Instead of singing about taking it easy or peaceful, easy feelings, Zevon indulged his own sardonic wit and built an audience — albiet smaller than his L.A. friends' — that appreciated his mix of satire with empathy. Plus, Zevon rocked.

The only time I saw Zevon live was in 1991 in Indianapolis, as he toured behind his Mr. Bad Example album, opened for and backed by the long-forgotten Odds, a Canadian refugee band he discovered in L.A. Many musicians struggle to come to terms with how their audiences see them and fight against that image, or merely chug out the hits with no pretenses toward challenging their fans. Somehow, Zevon was able to straddle the middle — playing a show of mostly 1976-82 material (that appeared on his best-of, A Quiet Normal Life) without him, or the audience, going through the motions. He also made the Odds, like all the other musicians he’s worked with, sound better and rock harder than they did on their own.

Perhaps by that time Zevon had become more comfortable with himself. The son of a professional gambler had acquired his own vice, drinking, in a big way during his late '70s and early '80s heydays, and returned to good graces with the excellent 1987 album Sentimental Hygiene, backed by Peter Buck, Mike Mills and Bill Berry, among others. Sentimental Hygiene, with its laugh-out-loud look at rehab ("Detox Mansion"), its five-minute rumination on manhood wrapped inside the biography of a boxer ("Boom Boom Mancini") and stab at funk ("Leave My Monkey Alone"), was a surprise from a guy who had pretty much been given up for dead after The Envoy stiffed in 1982.

Zevon tried to stretch himself with Tranverse City in 1988, inspired by William Gibson's cyberfiction, but the album was mostly dull. At that point, Zevon seemed to realize — like Popeye — he was what he was, and hasn't pushed himself so hard stylistically since. But that move spoke of aging gracefully, not a desperate stab to regain stardom, because Zevon was never that big a star.

Still, Zevon probably wouldn't attract the collaborators he has if was merely a nice guy, or simply a good songwriter. The guy has lived a novelist's life multiple times over — who wouldn't want the chance to listen to him tell stories? Hours could be devoted just to Zevon's upbringing. He was the only child of an itinerant professional gambler, and when he left home at 16 after his parent's divorce, he did so with a Corvette his father won in a poker game. Or how about asking Zevon about playing piano for three years in the early 1970s in an Irish bar in Spain — a bar owned by an ex-mercenary? (Billy Joel played in a piano bar and wrote the treacly, self-referential/reverential "Piano Man;" Zevon hooked with his piano bar's owner to write "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner.") The members of R.E.M., in particular, around the release of Sentimental Hygiene, told the radio show Rockline that one of the best parts of recording with Zevon was hearing his stories of life, rehab and the music business — stories, of course, that R.E.M. couldn't share on the air.

So "Everybody Wanted to Hang Out With Him" would work for Zevon's epitaph. That is, unless he wants to be particularly droll and use a phrase from his own lyrics: "Lawyers, guns and money / won't get me out of this."

E-mail Bob Cook at bobc@flakmag.com.

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