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burn, baby, burn

Bonfire Night

Remember remember the fifth of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot!
I see no reason why gunpowder treason,
Should ever be forgot!

Every Nov. 5, something peculiar happens across Britain. Everyone lets off fireworks and stands round as big a fire as they can make, eating apples covered in chocolate and treacle-toffee that can break teeth. Pets are kept inside, families spill outside and eyes are directed up at the sky or deep into the orange glow of flaming old chairs and kindling.

Some of the fires have effigies on top — most commonly of a chap named Guy Fawkes. It's a tradition that has existed for centuries, one that — as the rhyme goes — has origins in gunpowder, treason and plot....

On the night of Nov. 4, 1605, Guy Fawkes and 12 fellow conspirators prepared to blow up the Houses of Parliament during the state opening by James I. Their hopes that James would be more tolerant of their Catholic faith than his predecessor Elizabeth were not being realized, and assassinating the king seemed like a good answer. So, they packed the basement with 36 barrels of explosives, aiming to kill the king and hopefully the Prince of Wales and other royals. But thanks to an anonymous tip-off letter, the plot was foiled, and Guy Fawkes — who was not the organizer of the conspiracy, just a participant — was found in the basement with a fuse in his pocket. He was imprisoned and tortured with his fellow conspirators before being executed on Jan. 31, 1606.

So the story goes, along with quibbles over details and revisionist accounts in recent years that suggest the conspirators were agents provocateurs looking to discredit the Jesuits, or that question the nature of the supposed tip-off letter. Whatever — the details don't matter. What does is that for nearly 400 years, the country has celebrated the day the plot was foiled. The celebrations started in London on Nov. 5, 1605 the day after Fawkes' capture. Until 1859 they were supported by an Act of Parliament that appointed Nov. 5 as a day of thanksgiving for "the joyful day of [the king's] deliverance." (The yeomen of the guard still conduct a ceremonial search of Parliament an hour before the state opening.)

The day is no longer a public holiday, but nearly all towns and cities still have some form of Bonfire Night celebration, as well as private events. Every year, the fire services warn that dangerous, unsanctioned bonfires will not be tolerated, and school kids are reminded of the particulars of the Fireworks Code (despite it being illegal for under-18s to buy them). Some towns take their celebration very seriously. Lewes, East Sussex, prides itself on its well-known celebration, which attracts tens of thousands of people and, in addition to bonfires and fireworks, includes a torchlight procession and the flinging of flaming tar barrels into the river Ouse. Lewes' particular enthusiasm has religious origins — 17 Protestants were martyred there under James' Catholic mother, Mary Queen of Scots.

The actual reason for Bonfire Night, though, has faded like a Roman candle. For many years, it was a celebration of Fawkes' capture — a denunciation of popery and a rejoicing in the king's life being saved. But a growing number of people see the monarchy as archaic, and religion doesn't even figure in most people's lives now. Furthermore, sectarianism has caused a lot of bloodshed in the British Isles. Since these are three central elements of the Gunpowder Plot, why does Britain still celebrate it?

In 1997 a Roman Catholic priest in Lewes spoke out against the tradition, describing the continuing ritual of burning effigies of Catholics as "moral racism". Perhaps to excuse the sectarian origins, there have been attempts to link Bonfire Night with the Celtic new year, Samhain (which, however pronounced, is not pronounced "Sam Hain"). Bonfire Night — or rather, the reason for it — has also tried to move with the times. Lewes Bonfire Council claims that "what is chiefly celebrated is a pride in freedom and independence, stemming from an innate dislike of being dictated to by outsiders." The Lewes procession includes effigies of contemporary unpopular figures: Last year saw George W. Bush and Winnie the Pooh (a protest against Disney's pursuit of full character rights), and in the past effigies of Bill Clinton , Margaret Thatcher and Osama Bin Laden have all been burned, along with Guy Fawkes and the Pope.

Notably, many effigies on fires in Lewes and elsewhere are of politicians and leaders, suggesting people share Guy Fawkes' anti-establishment views. The religious motivation is conveniently forgotten, and the focus is on expressing dissatisfaction with people in charge. It would be surprising if no-one this year took the day as an opportunity to burn Blair and Bush....

However the celebration is interpreted, above all, Bonfire Night is British. Other celebrations, such as Halloween and Christmas, are universal, and celebrated in one way or another in lots of countries. But nowhere else in the world has Bonfire Night — well, except for New Zealand and parts of Newfoundland, and even New England up until the mid-18th century, where it was known as Pope's Day. The origins of Bonfire Night are anachronistic and controversial, but the date and the activity have since become an example of British distinctiveness. Just as the United States celebrates its independence on July 4, filling the sky with fireworks, so Britons do what only Britons do on Nov. 5.

According to "The Oxford Dictionary of British Folklore," "throughout recorded history, it has taken very little persuasion to get English people to make a bonfire." There is something very primal — and ironically very pagan — in congregating round fires. Most people seem willing to ignore the polemic nature of Bonfire Night and submit to that basic urge. Who cares whether gunpowder treason is still relevant when you get to light stuff and watch it burn?

Louis Cooke (louis@mintcake.com)

graphic by Derek Evernden (derek@ocellus.net)

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