
2005 Flak Film Also-Ran Awards: The Steak Knives
Second-best Screenplay Nominees
Wes Anderson & Noah Baumbach
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Screenplays with this much zaniness tend to be unfairly dismissed. Anderson and Baumbach get terrific mileage out
the central Cousteau parody, which also helps bind together the looser parts of the film. There's some great repartee,
but what really sets the screenplay apart are its touches of genius, from the Moby Dick angle to the meta-cinematic
cutaway shots of the ship that also reveal the sound stage. Whatever else you say about The Life Aquatic, it's
unlike any other release this year and about as far from a biopic as you can get. D.W. Young
Jon Hurwitz & Hayden Schlossberg
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Comedies get no respect in Hollywood. Neither do Asian Americans. Thus Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
is a social necessity, a subversively hilarious comedy that's the best fodder A Magazine has had since Better
Luck Tomorrow. First-time writers Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg throw the media's racial caution to the
wind for a wolf in stoner's clothing: White Castle is the symbol of accomplishment, even if its sliders are
totally foul. American cultural politics gets its stereotypes skewered from all sides not even Neil Patrick
Harris is sacred and Dude, Where's My Car's Abbott and Costello-isms are brilliantly recast as the
first generation's struggle of assimilation versus keepin' it real. Plus, Harold and Kumar ride a cheetah. How cool
is that? Tony Nigro
Joshua Marston
Maria Full of Grace
Maria Full of Grace has an undeniable hook we know that drug mules exist, but few of us can actually contemplate what they do. As Maria, Catalina Sandino Moreno garnered an Oscar nomination, mostly because those who saw the movie can't believe she actually swallowed all those big drug pellets. But the film, written and directed by Joshua Marston, isn't about the swallowing of the drugs; it's about why Maria feels the need to swallow them. When we see her bored and running her sewing machine needle over fabric, we recognize the archetype immediately. She defies her boss and runs around with her boyfriend like many of us at that age, she just wants to be a kid. But when her youthful indulgence results in pregnancy, Marston gradually builds to her decision to become a mule. This isn't an "adult" decision, but it's a start, and along her journey, she takes small steps toward her sacrifice in the final scene. The farther she gets from home, the more responsibility she takes on, and the more her character grows. The movie is so engrossing because her growth is incremental. Maria is appropriately complex, the type of person who would rationalize the extraordinary risks she takes. She's pragmatic and empathetic, desperate but not reckless - not a hero to envy, but a survivor that earns the audience's respect. But credit for Maria shouldn't be credited just to Moreno, although she is very good. Marston's screenplay skillfully measures Maria's development, which makes her decisions, and ultimately the character, credible to the audience. Stephen Himes
Trey Parker, Matt Stone & Pam Brady
Team America: World Police
Not only did Team America have the best collection of one-liners all year ("Gary, you can't blame
yourself for what gorillas did"), the film improves with subsequent viewing. Team America's raucous comedy
turns poignant, capturing thoughtful Americans' moods and the paradox the War on Terror presents after
Sept. 11, 2001, we all felt two feet tall, ludicrous in comparison to the towering problems we now faced, and so
we masked that insecurity with the orgy of patriotism that followed ("America/fuck yeah!"). While aware that
we're stirring up hornets' nests with our cartoonish actions overseas in lands about which we know little
("dirka dirka jihad" indeed), we resent those of our countrymen and erstwhile allies willing to sit back at do
nothing. Too many people identified Team America's message with that of the actual team, instead of seeing
a whip-smart, pessimistic film that refused to find solutions where we as a nation have
found none. Martin Scribbs
Edgar Wright & Simon Pegg
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead bears all the requisite traits of a Working Title project: timely laughs, tight story, minimal wandering and proportional payoff. It goes above and beyond with its acute sense of homage. Shaun is a horror movie fan's movie. Edgar Wright (also director) and Simon Pegg (also leading man) penned an opus that pays careful respect to many influential horror flicks: Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, Evil Dead and more. It's a giant bow to George Romero and his work, all folded into their own shot at the zombie genre. And it's Goddamn hilarious. Is it a comedy that doubles as a horror movie or vice versa? Either way, it's high-test fuel for a magnificent movie. Andy Stilp
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